I'm the Monster man 'as made me,
Every day I grow more crazy
No one wants me - can you blame 'em?
I disgust 'em, shock 'em, shame 'em
Foul and filthy, grimy, stinking
'Wot a smelly beast' they're thinking
made of sewage and of litter
Do you wonder I feels bitter?
All the time I keeps increasing
wiv the waste they is releasing
I'm a sleazy man-made giant
squashed and squelching, but defiant
Foaming at the mouth I splutter,
overflowing drain and gutter
Oily putrefying matter
It's no wonder I get fatter
Stop my spreading any faster
or I'll bring you more disaster
Science blokes, find a solution
Pity, 'elp me! poor pollution!
