Dear Father,
You will be interesting to lern that your son Iziz is a bookworm because he is reading all ways and he is a dark horse because he tells not about his secretes. The English language has many sayings about the animals. The sons who honour not their fathers and do the bad things in there lives are the black sheeps, but the good ones are the mothers pets. I am the teacher pet because I do not with the birds (women) go into the night. I am as prowd like the pea cock to be the pet and I do my housework exersizes as quite as the mouse without the TV and radio.
You can tell some body that he is a lazy dog but you do not say bitch (lady dog) to the woman because it is unpolite. The cats and the dogs is used often. They say it is raining cats and dogs. When some one is happy they is like one dog with 2 tails - this I understand not.
At night for to help the car riders on the middle of the roads are the cats eyes and Auntie Alice tell me I am the cats wiskers. I understand not an Englishman touch not the sleeping dogs but let them lie.
Harry taked me to the pub but I drink not the beer like as I promised father. The bar lady smile at me and say "What are you having duck?" I tell her I ate chicken all ready at the hostel and I want the lemon aid. I played with the darts and they tells I have the beginning luck because I hit the eye of the bull in the ring and they say "I have one fether in my hat." The bar lady is a cocknee and she is very loving. She say to one custumer - "your usual love" and he say "tar". After some hours she said "time gentleman please" but no body tell her so I look at my watch and tell her correct time. Harry and his friends larf at me and I not understand.
I am well and as strong as the horse.
Your loving son,
Iziz
